thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

• Me: i'm over my crush
• Crush: hey
• Me: nvm

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me 

Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

cramp:

i would lick Robbie too

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand